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OLD NAVY TOAST:

HERE'S A HEALTH TO OUR SHIPS,

AND THE GIRLS OF OUR LAND.

MAY THE FIRST BE WELL RIGGED

AND THE LATTER BE WELL MANNED

 

HERES TO CHAMPAGNE

WHICH CURES ALL OUR TROUBLES

A DOLLARS WORTH OF WINE

AND SIX DOLLARS WORTH OF BUBBLES

 

HERES A TOAST TO BEER

DARK, LIGHT, AND AMBER CLEAR

NOT AS SWEET AS A MAIDENS KISS

BUT A DAMN SITE MORE SINCERE

 

SOME WINES ARE GOOD AND SOME ARE BAD

AND WOMEN ARE THE SAME

I'LL DRINK TO ALL THE BAD ONES IF

YOU'LL JUST TELL ME THEIR NAMES

 

MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO

AND WANT TO AS LONG AS YOU LIVE

 

MAY THE SADDEST OF YOUR TOMORROWS

EQUAL THE HAPPIEST OF YOUR YESTERDAYS