OLD NAVY TOAST:
HERE'S A HEALTH TO OUR SHIPS,
AND THE GIRLS OF OUR LAND.
MAY THE FIRST BE WELL RIGGED
AND THE LATTER BE WELL MANNED
HERES TO CHAMPAGNE
WHICH CURES ALL OUR TROUBLES
A DOLLARS WORTH OF WINE
AND SIX DOLLARS WORTH OF BUBBLES
HERES A TOAST TO BEER
DARK, LIGHT, AND AMBER CLEAR
NOT AS SWEET AS A MAIDENS KISS
BUT A DAMN SITE MORE SINCERE
SOME WINES ARE GOOD AND SOME ARE BAD
AND WOMEN ARE THE SAME
I'LL DRINK TO ALL THE BAD ONES IF
YOU'LL JUST TELL ME THEIR NAMES
MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO
AND WANT TO AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
MAY THE SADDEST OF YOUR TOMORROWS
EQUAL THE HAPPIEST OF YOUR YESTERDAYS